Ted's Blog

I thought you guys should know, you were like family to him, especially Rosie & Moe. His brother says that in lieu of cards or flowers, a memorial fund will be established to buy a new fish and/or tank for the new Art Room in Boyer Valley South. I'm really sorry that you have to hear it this way, it's so impersonal, but when I asked him months ago if he ever thought about making out a will he just flared his fins ant me like he was pissed off or something and stared at me.

Anyway, I thought you should know- Coach

Obituary

Scotty Jim Jake “Linus” Betaphish, age 2, passed away Friday, June 25, 2004, in his home in Charter Oak, IA. An apparent suicide, he was found stuck under a rock in his tank. He had been depressed since losing his favorite plant the last time his tank was cleaned. Police have not yet ruled conclusively on the suicide, the dead plant residue may have effected the pH balance of the tank, or the rock may have just wiggled enough to fall on him. Foul play has not been ruled out.

Graduated from Muskingum College in 1949. He served as a CPA with the Internal Revenue Service, in Ohio for 31 years. No, that’s not true, we just made that up.

He is survived by his brother, Alpha Betaphish, who lives in a Peace Lilly in someone’s bathroom on a farm outside of Charter Oak.

Memorial Services will be offered Wednesday June 30, 2004 at 10:30AM at St. Auquaman and all Mermaids’ Church, 9728 Palmeras Dr., Sun City, AZ.