Thursday, February 19, 2009

Sad legacy

If only regressives instead of progressives were on Mt. Rushmore

One of those Facebook things

Just for fun, fill this out about your years of high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be!! REPORT with name of high school and graduating year in the subject box.

1. Did you date someone from your school?
Went out on a few "dates" with few girls, but never "went" with anybody. Too idealistic I guess, the girls I fell for just wanted to be friends and the girls that seemed interested in me, kinda freaked me out.

2. Did you marry someone from your high school?
No, I went to college to pick up an "MRS." degree.
Did you ever hear the one about the Art Major and the farmer's daughter?

3. Did you car pool to School?
Not really- Bike Freshman yr. Walk Sophomore yr.
"Crappy Blue Chevy Nova" Junior & Senior yrs.

4. What kind of car did you have?
A "Crappy Blue Chevy Nova," just like Eddie Murphy in "Beverly Hills Cop."
After two accidents it drove sideways and only the driver's side door would open.

5. What kind of car do you have now.
A 1995 Chevy S-10 pickup with 230,000 miles on it!
The only accident it's been in was with a deer.

6. Its Friday night...where are you in HS?
Cruising Central with Kevin and/or Seth and Mike. Sometimes at the movies with my best friend Dawn, if she didn't have a date with a REAL guy.

7. It is Friday night...where are you now?
Fall/Winter coaching the cheer squad at a FB or BB game.
Spring/Summer with my gorgeous wife and 3 beautiful, silly daughters

8. What kind of job did you have in high school?
Assistant Manager at Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors

9. What kind of job do you do now?
HS Art teacher, YrBk Advisor, Cheer Coach

10. Were you a party animal?
Not so much. I was more the 3-5 people with 2-3 beers or wine coolers type, rather than the 200 people and a bunch of kegs type.

12. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir?
No, but a few lip syncs. Most of my friends were "Band-Fags" and I sat next to the band at football games, does that count?

13. Were you a nerd?
Depends on who you asked. I don't think I had good enough grades to be a nerd, but I don't think I was cool enough to not be.

14. Did you get suspended or expelled?
No, but seems like I remember conversations with the principal and vice principal about the limits of student press rights when I was editor of the school paper

15. Can you sing the alma matter?
It's Shadow Mountain, It's Shadow Mountain
The pride of every Matador
Sing of our honor, sing of our glory
It's Shadow Mountain now we're for.

Now and forever, always endeavor
To battle on to victory
For we will never stop 'til we're on top,
So fight on, Shadow Mountain, FIGHT

16. Who was/were your favorite teacher(s)?
Journalism Advisors- Knowles and Slye,
Hist.- Mrs. Hillsbeck, & Mr. Casa
Sci guy- Mr. Menke,
Eng- Mrs. Thompson

17. Where did you sit during lunch?
Outside at a table in front of the planters between the locker bay and the Coke machines.
Better yet, at Liberty Belle Pizza on Greenway

18. What was your school's full name?
Shadow Mountain High School

20. What was your school mascot?
Matadors

21. If you could go back and do it again, would you?
Somedays, I would get better grades and not stress girls so much

22. Did you have fun at Prom?
Junior year I boycotted, Senior year I had a big crush on my date, but we were going as "just friends" because her boyfriend was in the navy (she got back together with him). The morning of I had a fever of 104 and was throwing up. So I got my friend Chris to taker her because he was on leave from the Marine Military Academy so he had an awesome dress uniform and wouldn't have to rent a tux. So now as a teacher, I loath having to chaperone or even take pictures at stupid, useless, expensive proms.

23. Do you talk to the person you went to Prom with?
(you mean who I was supposed to go to prom with?) Not a lot, but she's constantly poking me on Facebook!

24. Are you planning on going to your next reunion?
If time and money permit, or as they say here in Iowa, "Good Lord willing and the creek don't rise."

25. Do you still talk to people from school?
Just here on Facebook, which has been awesome.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

25 Random Things; another goofy Facebook Thing

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

1. This is the third time I've tried this because the first time, Facebook ate what I had written and as a result, the second time I did it I was a surly curmudgeon.

2. I'm nervous because I want to make this a wicked cool as the first one was, but I don't really remember much of what I wrote.

3. I spent the first 18 years of my life in the hot Phoenix sun, consequently, I'm looking forward to the Cardinals playing in the Super Bowl win or lose. I LOVE the Diamondbacks, although there's never going to be another team like 2001 with Johnson, Schilling, Grace, Gonzales, etc. etc.

4. For years I've been campaigning to get people to celebrate Arizona Statehood Day instead of Valentines on Feb. 14 and I love mountains, cacti, coyotes, cowboy movies, country music and Mexican food.

5. I've wanted to be a cartoonist since about 5th grade. I'm still an amateur, but I draw as often as I can and I post them at http://tedstoons.blogspot.com. I started in my high school newspaper and then the college newspaper. My editorial cartoons were published for a couple of years in the Charter Oak-Ute Newspaper, Schleswig Leader and Mapleton PRESS. People can even join my cartoon group here on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/group.php?gid=19410678559

6. I struggled since about 8th grade with weather or not to become a pastor, but then a few years ago I read a book by Martin Luther called 'The Babylonian Captivity of the Church' (http://www.lutherdansk.dk/Web-Babylonian%20Captivitate/Martin%20Luther.htm) where he explains that pastors are just people and I realized that actually it would be a pretty crappy job and actually, God has a lot more things for me to do, including being a dad, husband, teacher, and coach (and amateur cartoonist for that matter)

7. I'd wanted to be a newspaper columnist since Sophomore year of high school when I joined the school newspaper staff as cartoonist and had to write movie reviews and editorials. Later I became Art Director and finally Editor-in-Chief. Then I had a political column in my college newspaper. I did write a weekly column in the Charter Oak-Ute Newspaper, Schleswig Leader and Mapleton PRESS for around six years. My motto was "Sex, politics and religion- not necessarily in that order," and I tried to alternate between humor, faith, and politics, but got a little wound up by what I saw as the hypocrisy and idiocy of Bush, McCain, and Palin in this last election. You can read it all at http://tedscolumn.blogspot.com

8. I got a BSEd at Concordia University in Seward Nebraska, where I majored in 7-12 History and Art. That's were I met my soul mate, Bethany. Ever hear the one about the Art major and the farmer's daughter? She's a Neddermeyer from Charter Oak with a grandma in Ricketts. Find out about that tiny town here- http://rickettsiowa.blogspot.com

9. My freshman year of college I was on the football cheerleading squad.

10. Concordia placed us at Los Angeles Lutheran MS/HS in Sylmar and the first couple of years it felt like God was punishing me for something, but by the third year or so I feel like I'd become an "Angeleno" which someone once said is like a New Yorker, only on dacaf. Love it, miss it, but not enough to move back. Worried about friends in the fire a few months ago.

11. We lost our apartment in the 1994 Northridge 6.8 earthquake. I had post traumatic stress disorder for years afterward. Still don't like to feel like the ground is shaking underneath me. (trains, plane rides, bridges all give me trouble)

12. I taught History, Art, Newspaper and Yearbook at LALHS and became an elder and taught adult Bible Study at our Church. My wife taught MS History and Religion and became Spiritual Life Director (sort of a cross between chaplain and guidance counseling)

13. My wife was overloaded from coaching both MS and Varsity Cheerleading, our principle discovered in my files that I'd cheered in college and decided to have me coach MS Cheer. Eventually I got "promoted" to Varsity when my wife became Spiritual Life Director.

14. When we had our first daughter, Grace, we decided we wanted her to grow up able to play on grass rather than concrete and closer to grandparents and cousins, so we moved back to Iowa. Bethany is a elementary guidance counselor and English teacher in Mapleton- 16 miles North of Charter Oak and I teach Art, Yearbook, Web Design and coach BOTH MS and Varsity Cheerleading at Boyer Valley- 16 miles South of Charter Oak, that's why we live across the street from the high school in Charter Oak

15. I'm the only male cheer coach at the MS/HS levels that I know of, although there are tons of guys who coach college and all-star squads or work for camp/clinic associations- but they're all way better athletes, and better cheerleaders than me. Some days I feel like Tommy Lee Jones in that movie 'Man of the House,' but mostly I enjoy it because over the years I've had the privilege to hopefully be a father figure or mentor for tons of amazing, brilliant, and talented young women (and a few dudes too, but they were all mascots). You can see my squad at- http://www.cheercoach.blogspot.com

16. My first MS Cheer squad back in 1993 called me "Pappa Bear."

17. If you haven't figured out, I'm kind of a blog-a-holic

18. I have three beautiful little girls, ages 3, 7, and 9. The 7 year old wants to be a cheerleader, of course she also wants to be a pop star like Hannah Montana. The 3 year old wants to be a baseball player (not softball, baseball) and the 9 year old wants to be a farmer (but in Hawaii, not Iowa)

19. Sometimes I miss teaching at a Christian school. For a few years my wife and I were the Youth Counselors for our church. We even went to national gatherings in New Orleans and Orlando. Life with 3 little girls got kinda busy for that, so now instead, my wife leads music for PK-8 Sunday School and I teach high school Bible Study (when kids actually show up.) I think my politics are usually too progressive to have ever been a Missouri Synod Lutheran pastor, but I found a vent for my spiritual, theological, and ecumenical rants on my "Pirate's Blog" at- http://malloryprayer.blogspot.com (did I mention that I'm addicted to blogging?)

20. I originally caucused for Bill Richardson (got to meet him & shake his hand once) but I'm very glad that Obama was elected President. I think his inaugural really paralleled FDR's first inaugural in a lot of ways and I hope that he can handle the massive responsibility and expectations we've piled on him.

21. I like jazz, blues, urban Gospel and vintage R&B, but also U2, Billy Joel and George Straight, but my all time favorite kind of music is anything by Jimmy Buffett

22. I dabble in photography and graphic design (comes from working for the newspaper in the summer and the yearbook, school newsletter, and school website all year) you can sample some of my work, especially if you need some freelance work done at- http://mal-com.blogspot.com

23. Sometimes I'll paint a little and I'm always experimenting with my digital camera. You can see some of my "artsy" stuff at http://malloryart.blogspot.com (did I mention I'm addicted to blogging?)

24. Last summer my triglycerides were way too high and my doctor said I was "pre-diabetic." I switched to decaf (I used to down 6-8 cups a day), cut out carbs and tried to eat less and to walk every day. Somehow I lost somewhere between 25-30 pounds, but I've kind of leveled off and wish I could keep losing, but darn it, I like food. I check my blood glucose levels every other day and so far they're where they're supposed to be and my blood pressure's a lot lower too.

25. I can't believe I got this dumb thing done. Hope Facebook doesn't make it disappear again. I want to totally apologize to everyone who thinks this is too long or boring, and your welcome to anyone who feels like it helped you get to know me better (assuming you wanted to, sorry again if you didn't)

Friday, February 13, 2009

Feel like every Valentines is a Friday the 13th?


If you're looking for an alternative to the cynical, commercial exploitation of Valentine's Day? Then THIS YEAR, celebrate a better day. Spread the word about the better February 14 holiday- Arizona Statehood Day!

Learn how you can help by re-reading some of my annual Arizona Statehood Day columns:
http://tedscolumn.blogspot.com/search/label/Arizona%20Statehood%20Day


MySpace Countdowns

From the "Let's say no" Facebook Group

Subject: Editorial in Thursday's Register

For those of you who didn't see Thursday's editorial in the Register, here it is.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com%2Farticle%2F20090212%2FOPINION03%2F902120348%2F1110

I don't know what they think "quality education" and "prudent" use of taxpayers' money is, but if they're trying to hold up Des Moines Schools or most other large schools in this state as an example, then they're sadly mistaken.

Senator Matt McCoy wants to close rural Iowa's schools. Let's say no.
I encourage all of you to write a letter to the editor or comment on the Register's website for this editorial. Blatant disregard for facts cannot be allowed to go unnoticed.

For my part, I penned a rather lengthy Op Ed (I used to work at a student newspaper in college), the text of which I am posting to the group within the next few minutes. If people would kindly send me the email address of their local newspaper, I would like to get this out to as many publications in the state as possible, in order to attempt to get the facts straight on this issue.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Senator Matt McCoy wants to close rural Iowa's schools. Let's say no.

If you haven't seen, Iowa State Senator Matt McCoy (D-Des Moines), is going to introduce legislation that will force all Iowa schools with an enrollment of less than 750 students to consolidate by 2013. That would involve closing a tremendous number of school districts in this state. Not surprisingly, most of these are in the vast rural areas of this state. Apparently Senator McCoy doesn't quite understand who he's prepared to mess with. From what was said on the news today, he's prepared to consolidate all school districts with fewer than 750 students. The list of schools on the block under this plan is available from the Des Moines Register's website: http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20090211/NEWS/902110359/1001/NEWS?GID=JXSieveEMdRN5vs/fodlDqD+57rDV0k0LWryRjdRhrQ%3D

Senator McCoy represents the 31st district, a 12-square-mile area in south-central Des Moines (http://www.legis.state.ia.us/GA/83GA/Senate/DistrictInfo/31.pdf). Draw your own conclusions.

Find your legislators:
http://www.legis.state.ia.us/FindLeg/

Contact your legislators:
http://www3.legis.state.ia.us/ga/legislators.do?ch=s&ga=83- state senate
http://www3.legis.state.ia.us/ga/legislators.do?ch=h&ga=83- state house

INVITE YOUR SMALL-SCHOOL FRIENDS!!!

OUR LIBERTIES WE PRIZE, AND OUR RIGHTS WE SHALL MAINTAIN. -State motto

Email McCoy and complain: matt.mccoy@legis.state.ia.us


Map showing the schools that Senator McCoy proposes to close and consolidate, as well as the extent of his Senate district
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=117206579805872086762.000462a9d0ce83f32268f&ll=41.547131,-93.594246&spn=0.178321,0.44632&z=12

Rural Iowans denounce school-district merger idea
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20090211/NEWS02/902110364

Iowa Lawmaker Proposes Forced School Mergers
http://www.whotv.com/news/who-story-school-consolidations-021009,0,5465007.story

School Merger Bill To Impact Most Districts
http://www.kcci.com/education/18682071/detail.html

Iowa lawmaker proposes forced school mergers
http://www.myabc5.com/Global/story.asp?S=9819834&nav=menu115_2_5

Legislator wants to force rapid school consolidations
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2009902100400

The Des Moines Register had a couple of pieces about this in today's paper. What are they THINKING? Schools are a vital part of the economy of small communities. But more importantly, Iowa's once great reputation for excellence in education was due to it's small schools! Individual attention from teachers, accountability, involvement in more activities and sports, tight knit communities... Need I go on?

Please join this Facebook group, even if you're out of school- even if you're not in or from Iowa. We HAVE to make a stand http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=68006796920

Macro studies

I was teaching my photography class about short focal length and macro shots. So, I took some along with them and these are what I got. I think that the shot of the student above reminds me of some of Steiglitz's pictures of Georgia O'Keefe. And of course there are some Christmas Cactus blooms and an aloe, which are a lot like O'Keefe paintings.




King needs history lesson about New Deal


From the Omaha World Herald; MIDLANDS VOICES
Facts are against New Deal’s foes

BY JIM BECHTEL

The writer, of Omaha, teaches at a local community college. He holds a master’s degree in modern American history.

In a Feb. 6 Midlands Voices essay, U.S. Rep. Steve King, (R) ­Iowa, echoes claims made by Wall Street Journal editors and Public Pulse writers: The New Deal is a bad model for Presi­dent Barack Obama’s recovery program because it failed. This is untrue.
Historian David McCullough warns that amnesia is as harm­ful for a country as it is for an individual. Let’s remember the realities.

In the first place, the New Deal consisted of many parts, including bank deposit insur­ance (there were 4,004 bank failures the year before it be­gan, zero the year after), Social Security, unemployment com­pensation, accessible Federal Housing Administration mort­gages, a minimum wage and the Glass-Steagall Act, which sepa­rated risky investment banking from commercial banking. (This was later rescinded, to our current misfortune.) Because it was so successful, the New Deal was overwhelm­ingly endorsed by Americans the first chance they had. In the 1934 midterm elections, the Re­publican Party suffered its worst defeat since its founding. Some haven’t gotten over it.

Then, as now, collapse meant private investment had dried up, so public investment had to fill the gap. Public workers built New York City’s Tribo­rough Bridge and Lincoln Tun­nel and the beautiful Blue Ridge Parkway in Virginia. They went to work on 2,500 hos­pitals, 45,000 schools, 13,000 parks and playgrounds, 7,800 bridges, 700,000 miles of roads and a thousand airfields.
The University of Nebraska at Omaha has a grand old build­ing, built by the Works Pro­gress Administration, that is still in use three-quarters of a century later. Now called Arts and Sciences Hall, you can see it at the northeast corner of the campus as you drive down Dodge Street.

It’s ironic that the South has become the core of the Republi­can base. History texts note that the modern South was born as a result of New Deal pro­grams. For example, the Ten­nessee Valley Authority, cham­pioned by Nebraska’s own U.S. Sen. George W. Norris, brought progress to many parts of Ap­palachia. Cheap electricity from its hydroelectric plants sparked the rebirth of Mem­phis, Tenn., and Atlanta.

With millions of workers re­building the nation’s infra­structure, as President Obama proposes doing, the unemploy­ment rate dropped by nearly 43 percent [I had "an average of five perect a year"] from 1933 to 1937! This is a simple fact of record.

Now, unemployment did bounce back up in 1937 when President Franklin D. Roose­velt, listening to conservatives, thought the economy had re­covered enough that he could cut social programs. This “turn to the right,” as it has been called, taught him a lesson. He resumed the stimulus pro­grams, and unemployment re­sumed its steady downward march.

Congressman King claims that the Depression was the “result” of the New Deal. This defies logic: A “result” must, by definition, come after its cause. The New Deal was launched in response to 25 percent unem­ployment. You can rewrite his­tory, but you can’t make time run backward. As the late Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan used to say, everyone is entitled to his own opinions, but not to his own facts.

And yet, right-wing publi­cists like Amity Shlaes persist in claiming the New Deal failed. How do they get away with it? Simple. They say “tem­porary jobs in emergency pro­grams” don’t count. That is, if your paycheck came from the WPA, then building that grand old structure at UNO was somehow not a “real” job.

Never mind increased pride in being usefully employed or the new shoes for the kids and the food on the kitchen table. Forget the grocer’s smile; ig­nore the decrease in human suffering. The jobs must be erased from history because they fly in the face of fervently held ideological dogmas about supply-side economics.

It seems like the obstruction­ists in Congress would rather sacrifice the common good to their “Invisible Hand” mythol­ogy and subordinate the public interest to partisanship.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Design for school

"gnimocemoh" is "Homecoming" spelled backwards- it's our spring spirit week

Monday, February 09, 2009

Something deeply meaningful

Last year I felt bad that I hadn't really done any work to pursue cartooning as a career. I made a Jonathan Winters quote as my motto- "if you ship hasn't come in, swim out to it."

I sent columns and cartoons to 8 or 9 syndicates and got rejected by every single one. Boy was I discouraged. This on about the time that I backed out of writing and cartooning for our small local weekly newspaper too (long story, kinda personal) gist of it is it was a hard time for me.

Now realistically I understand that this was only one attempt and most successful professional writers and cartoonists wage campaign after campaign for years before they hit get anywhere. I also have come to understand that most of them also have day jobs. But recently I've been reading "Man's Search for Meaning" by Viktor Frankl and I think I have a very different outlook than I used to. (I know, an existentialist psychiatrist's tale of NAZI concentration camp survival- kind of heavy reading for an aspiring cartoonist right? We're all supposed to be zany and light hearted, right?)

One is finding meaning. I've come to believe that any good artist, and certainly me as a high school Art teacher has the same role as that of a good psychologist- "The logotherapist's role consists of widening and broadening the visual field of the patient (viewer/reader/student) so that the whole spectrum of potential meaning becomes conscious and visible to him."

I know, profound, huh?

Anyway, I also found something else very meaningful in Dr. Frankl's masterpiece:
"Don't aim at success- the more you aim at it and make it a target, the more you are going to miss it. For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than one's self or as the by-product of one's surrender to a person other than oneself. Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success:you have to let it happen by not caring about it... listen to what your conscience commands you to do and go carry it out to the best of your knowledge... -in the long run- success will follow you precisely because you had forgotten to think of it."

So in other words, I'm going to start using reverse-psychology on the universe. The freedom is that there's no pressure. I only cartoon what I want to when I want to and I totally get to cartoon however I want to. Cartooning for cartoons sake. Kind of like art for art's sake. The down side is that posting these cartoons here for free all the time is a lousy business model. I only hope that I can forget to think about how I'm trying to play this sly trick on the universe in hopes that God will reward me by making me an obscenely rich and successful writer and cartoonist someday.

Of course, Frankl also really emphasized that bit about it being "in the loooong run," He actually wrote, "Then you will live to see that in the long run---in the long run, I say!---" and between having adult A.D.D. and the fact that my original campaign of mailing cartoons to syndicates was pretty much my version of a midlife crisis- it's REALLY hard to have the patience for anything real long range. It may be pretty tough to forget to think about how I'm trying to convince Providence that I really couldn't care less. Like a watched pot not boiling, I may have to keep peeking over my shoulder to make sure God's noticing how much I don't care if I ever get to write or cartoon for a living, let alone win a bunch of awards and sell a bunch of books.

This dilemma is what Frankl would refer to as hyper-intention, which is where you want something too much so you end up making it impossible to ever get and hyper-reflection, which is a neurosis where you can't stop thinking about something. These what he contends is the cause of most sexual dysfunction in both men and women. Ah ha, but see, writing this somewhat satirical blog entry poking fun at myself for being so over analytical about it all is what he'd call "dereflecting," or engaging in a therapy known as "paridoxical-intention." That means I'm so charmingly self-efacing in my humorous essay about cavalierly and nonchalantly not caring about whether or not I ever get anywhere as either a writer of cartoonist that God's GOT TO see how sincere I am and go ahead and give me what I USED to want but now couldn't care less about (but if He INSISTED on blessing me that way, I guess I'd have to be gracious and accept it even though I don't really want it anymore). He's just GOT TO!

Isn't this the most sincere pumpkin patch you've ever seen? Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.

But seriously, I don't know if this is how metaphysics work, or just how my maladjusted mind plays tricks on me, but I know that all through junior high and high school and some of college I was absolutely miserable because I didn't have a girlfriend and finally I told God, "screw it, I give up!" And that's about the time that He dropped my wife into my life. So maybe there is something to it.

Completely coincidentally, I named my religious cartoons "Sheep in wolves' clothing" before I ever read "Man's Search for Meaning," and it's kind of one of his ideas. I THINK I can get away with it without having to pay his descendants or estate any royalties because he didn't quite use the exact same wording- he said "one may howl with the wolves, if need be, but when doing so, one should be, I would urge, a sheep in wolf's clothing." Of course now I feel OBLIGATED to draw more of them and they have to all be amazingly deep and meaningful and powerful and perfect and all that in order to be worthy of the name, so now I've got THAT hanging over me. Sheesh.

Well, they say that a picture is supposed to be worth a thousand words and I always meant to just make this a quick, short little entry here and not bore people with something so flippin' long, so I guess I'll stop now. Dang it! Why can't I ever do ANYTHING right?! Stupid! STUPID!

Fear itself

Recently our Congressman, Steve King wrote an op-ed piece where he tried to make voters afraid of the Stimulus package currently before the Senate by comparing Obama's strategies to those of FDR. King wants to blame the Great Depression.
"The short-term result of FDR's spending was minimal. Food shortages remained, mil­lions of Americans still lacked jobs and true recovery did not occur. In the long run, FDR's stimulus led to higher tax rates and greater government in­volvement in Americans' lives. "
But tale a glance at this graph from the depression era and the correlation between New Deal policies and prosperity are pretty plain. You don't have to be an economist to see it. Once again, Republicans are pandering in fear and paralysis rather than practical, pragmatic action meant to bring about progress.

Stop listening to the fear-mongering. We need some good old fashioned Relief, Recovery and Reform. King and the national Republicans want to make us scared because they're scared because they were the ones who benefited most from dismantling all the New Deal reforms that Reagan and both Bushes managed to do over the last few decades. Lobbyists, special interest money and the whole culture of corruption were designed to take advantage of the working middle class.

The best thing for our economy would be if President Obama WERE more like FDR. Tell King to go back to school and take a few History and Economics classes.

Friday, February 06, 2009

Here we go again

Great Depression 2.0? Dear God, let's hope not.

Don't they get it?

I was trying really hard not to post other people's cartoons on this blog anymore but I'm so frustrated with the crap that's going on in DC that I had to. And these three are abosolutely awesome.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Hot and cold running arguments

Conservative Christians have been arguing that there's no such thing as global warning. I'll admit that it's been a hard winter which certainly makes it easy to doubt the veracity of claims from scientists, politicians and activists who warn us that we're damaging the environment. Be that as it may, Christians should be careful not to close their ears to the pleas of Al Gore too quickly.

The position of many is that humans must be amazingly arrogant to think that we could somehow ruin or damage something which only God Himself has created. Hey, I'm no deist, I'm totally with you that God is God and I am not and that He alone retains ultimate sovereignty over His Earth.

But please hear me out. My wife and I are home owners. The deed is in our name, we pay the mortgage and the property taxes and the utility bills. But guess what- we still have to nag our kids to clean their rooms and pick up their dirty clothes off the floor and hang their towels in the bathroom and their coats on their hooks. Believe me, as much as I love my children, given complete run of the house, they would wreck it in short order.

When we were renters we were blessed with a great landlord. He was a good friend and a master electrician. He took care of the furnace and the air conditioner and the security alarm. Once he even fixed the garbage disposal. But guess what- I still had to take out the trash and sweep the floors and scrub the bathrooms and wash the windows, and change the air filter not to mention flush the toilets and dust the furniture.

Sure, it may seem arrogant to think that humans are capable of destroying what God has made, but I'm afraid that it's also terribly irresponsible and perhaps even just as arrogant to assume that we aren't damaging the planet, even to the point of altering the climate. Just as children naively and perhaps selfishly assume that their parents are going to take care of everything- (especially if they're spoiled and never taught to make their own beds or wash and fold their own clothes) we would be fools to imagine that 7 billion people, ravenously consuming limited resources, especially with fossil fuels are not or could not demean and even destroy God's creation.

Maybe they did a disservice to mislabel climate change as "global warming" so that when Iowa has the 6th coldest winter in recoded history, the conservatives are so quick to declare that it's all some big lie that we should ignore. The weather has more extremes and the oceans are rising, there may not be any more or any fewer volcanoes, earthquakes or wars, but there are more tsunamis and hurricanes and those hurricanes are more powerful that they used to be. The winter may be colder in Iowa, but the summer is also hotter. And smog , contaminated water, and endangered species are not things to shrug off and disappearing polar bears is not something to just joke about.

Please consider something. Conservatives may not have much patience for environmentalists and they're justified be concerned that jobs shouldn't be sacrificed for trivial and emotional campaigns to save obscure animals. However, why would environmental activists, scientists, and all those terrible "Liberals" make up false claims about the environmental crisis? Just to make themselves feel important? To undermine and destroy all our precious freedoms and American way of life? Do they really want to just ruin all the fun?

Please. These are serious people and as "bleeding hearts," they are by definition, caring and concerned people who want to help make things better. Even if you think that they are sometimes overzealous or misguided, you cannot argue that they are uninformed or negligent. They are thoughtful and intelligent and their concern is for all our best interest. So please, don't write them off as morally inferior or irrelevant and ignore them.

Indeed, we all- especially Christians, need to search ourselves and reflect on our behaviors and attitudes toward the environment. I know that I for one am guilty of crass consumerism and laziness when it comes to "leaving more behind than I came in with," which was the opposite of how they taught us to treat out campsites in Boy Scouts.

God calls us to be stewards of HIS Earth. It was the first responsibility He gave to Adam and Eve and a serious responsibility bestowed on Noah. Humans may be the only creatures made in His own image and the apple of His eye, the only ones He sent His Son to die and rise again for, but it is still arrogant, selfish, and short-sighted for us to think that we are the only creatures that He cares about or that all of creation is meant merely for us to use up and cast off any way we please or that He won't hold us accountable for our poor stewardship- including letting us wallow in the squalor we find ourselves in.

I like to tease atheists by letting them know that just because they don't believe in God, He still believes in them. Well you know something- just because conservatives deny that there's such a thing as global warming, doesn't mean that we shouldn't all start buying that ocean front property in Arizona!