More on Arizona's new immigration law

Pima County (Tuscon) Sheriff Clarence Dupnik, a Republican opposes the law. His Department already arrests and turns over to US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) more illegals than any other law enforcement agency in the nation. I already told you that the Arizona Association of Chiefs of Police opposes it, right? Dupnik's problem is that the law doesn't give public safety officers any tools to do this job but it does mean that more people will sue policemen and departments (keep that in mind when I tell you about the law's author in a couple paragraphs). He doesn't like the fact that this law also puts the economic burden squarely on local departments to hold/house/feed/care for/and prosecute illegals, where as currently they are handed over to ICE, a federal agency to deal with. Dupnik (again- a Republican)says that he believes the only reason this law was created was racism or possibly to create political division.

This law wasn't even written by Arizona legislators, but by Kris Kobach, a lawyer from Kansas, at the legal arm of the Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR),which the Southern Poverty Law Center has listed as an anti-immigrant hate group since 2007. Joe Arpaio had already been paying Kobach $1,500 per month, plus expenses and travel, plus $300 per hour to teach Maricopa County Sheriff personnel how to racially profile immigration suspects.

Kobach has a conflict of interest because he is also Kobach is senior counsel for the Immigration Law Reform Institute, which describes itself as representing “citizens experiencing injury resulting from illegal immigration.” In other words, he stands to profit financially from people who are hurt by the very law he helped craft!

Republicans should probably oppose it because Nationally Hispanics voted for Obama 2 to 1, in AZ it was something like 54% to 41% and that's over home state favorite McCain. Hispanics constitute the fastest growing minority group in the US., making up almost 15% of our population. 30% of Arizona residents happen to be Hispanic! This issue may activate the tea-party base, but it's bound to erase whatever gains the GOP thought it was making over health care reform.
I knew that the GOP had gone crazy, but I didn't think it had become so foolish that they didn't even CARE if they got back into power or not. Wouldn't a political party WANT to appeal to the fasted growing segments of society? They proved that they're the party of the rich by opposing Wall Street reform, now they're proving that they're the party of white racists too. Keep it up Republicans, you're helping the Democratic Party more than all the elitists in Hollywood ever could

James K Polk had it right

I believe I have the solution to three major issues that have been plaguing us; the price of gas, the high cost medicine for old people, and of course illegal immigration.

My answer to America’s major problems is nothing new, in fact it is over 160 years old. The answer, my friends, is Manifest Destiny.

Manifest Destiny means that it is once again coming clear that the United States is destined to occupy the entire continent of North America. Seriously, there’s always only been room for one country here, why tolerate three?

Some people argue that we need some kind of a route to citizenship for undocumented migrant workers from Mexico, others staunchly support deporting all illegal immigrants and strengthening the security on our borders to keep people out.

Manifest Destiny eliminates the disagreement between these groups. They wouldn’t have to sneak into our country in search of a better way of life, because they’d already be here right where they are down there.

What’s better is that Mexico is the world’s fifth largest producer of oil, therefore, WE will become BOTH the third AND the fifth largest producer of oil. That would make us like the…. Second-ish largest producer. Currently Russia is number two (Saudi Arabia is number one and that darned IRAN is number four). So my point is that if we would just annex Mexico, the price of gas would drop to like 7 pesos per litre, and since there are like 11 pesos per 1 dollar, that would be a lot less than $4 per litre. Of course, we would force them to use the English system instead of that darned Euro-socialistic metric system, so that would be like only 7 pesos per gallon or something like that.

I know what you’re thinking, “will they speak Spanish or English.” Let me let you in on a dirty little secret that the government doesn’t want you to know. When Alexander the Great conquered places all over the Mediterranean, he spread the Greek language, philosophy and culture. They called this Hellenism, after some Hellen of Troy, some beauty queen in some Greek tragedy that was very popular. The best way to spread the English language and American culture is through TV and video games.

AS everyone knows, Mexicans love TV, especially soap operas and game shows. All we have to do is to not allow any TV programs to be broadcast in Spanish. Within a few years, no problema, nosotros hablamos Engeles.

That’s why we speak English in America after all. There’s a successful TV sitcom or game show in England, like Simon Cowell’s “Brittains Got Tallent” and they export it to us and we call it “American Idol.”

Way back before Columbus (an Italian working for Spain) discovered America (named after another Italian guy, Amerigo Vespucci, by some German guy who turned the “g” into a “c”), the ancient Aztecs (Mexicans) used to have an empire. Only, unlike the Greeks and Romans, they never bothered sharing their culture, or expanding their territory. Here’s why; that way they could keep their own people afraid of their neighboring tribes and blame all their problems on the outsiders. This way they could also have plenty of people that they could use as slaves, to lower their overhead on labor costs, thereby maintaining their profit margins. After all, native Aztecs were always petitioning for a higher minimum wage and for pensions and dental care. And best of all, so long as they kept their empire small and didn’t spread their culture to the other tribes, they could always harvest their neighbors for ritual sacrifice to Quetzalquatal, their angry, neighbor eating dragon god.

But America isn’t like that. We don’t believe in taking advantage of less fortunate people as a permanent underclass of cheap workers or labeling people as somehow subhuman and racially inferior so that they can be used as political scapegoats, preventing us from discovering the true causes of our problems. That’s why we should just take over Mexico and make them all American citizens.

What about out friendly, white, hockey playing friends to the north? Sure, Manifest Destiny means that we annex Canada too, eh. They have pretty decent beer and way cheaper medicine for senior citizens.

Why illegal immigration is a Republican red-herring

News item: The company that was contracted to build part of the wall between the United States and Mexico agreed to pay $5 million in fines for hiring illegal workers. U.S. Attorney Carol Lam says as many as a third of the Golden gate fence Company's workforce may have been in the country without proper documentation.

HELLO!?!?!? How many times have I got to point this out to people? We need to focus on the employers who don't want to have to pay a living wage, health benefits, or taxes and therefore seek out illegals for cheap (virtually slave) labor. But no, we keep targeting the poor migrant workers who are just looking for "the American Dream" of working hard and making better money than back home and make them out as a scape goat, illicitly making it into a race issue instead of an economic issue. Wake up, its not a world of national borders and nations made up of ethnically homogeneous populations anymore (if it ever was) and it is Republican corporatism that helped make it one big market in the first place. Save the middle class, abandon the NeoCons!

Immigration Reform; Blame Canada

Much has been said lately about the new legislation in Congress proposed to reform the immigration progress. I say it’s high time. Too many of these darn Canadians have been coming down here, crossing our borders illegally and stealing all the American jobs. Heck, it’s getting so anymore, you can’t go to a restaurant without havin’ to see a bunch of Canadians bussing tables.

They’re tryin’ to tell us that there are millions of Canadians here in the United States and it would be impossible to deport them all so now we oughta just come out and give them amnesty or something. I for one don’t feel any animosity toward any Canadians. Some of my best friends are Canadians. Well, okay, I don’t really have any Canadian friends, but just because someone doesn’t have any Canadian friends doesn’t mean that you’re racist.

But just because someone’s not racist against Canadians doesn’t mean that the Federal government has no right to come in here an try to make us have to integrate with all these Northerners. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with them, but that doesn’t mean I should have to live around them. It’s like they’re from a whole ‘nuther continent or something. And besides, their flag is a red maple leaf. Wasn’t the old Soviet Union’s flag red? What are they Communist or something? Don’t they have socialized medicine there?

If it’s such nice place then why are there so many of them down here in our country? I hear that they’re digging these tunnels under the Canada-North Dakota border to smuggle in prescription drugs. So there you are. Canada wants to undermine our American way of life with their inexpensive health care systems.

In this post-9/11 era we need to be more conscious of our national homeland security matters, so that’s why I suggest that we start building a fence along our border with Canada. As it stands, pretty much anybody in Canada can pretty much just waltz right into America and threaten our cherished values and American way of life. And maybe we should start calling for volunteers in places like Montana to form Minutemen Militias to voluntarily patrol the border to catch the “frost-backs” when they try to sneak into our country because after all I’m sure that there’s no way that the INS can get it all done.

I hear that some do-gooders have taken to leaving thermoses of hot chocolate or coffee and blankets out in the tundra for the poor immigrant families from Canada, like that’s some kind of humanitarian thing or something. I say if they’re dumb enough to venture out onto the prairie trying to break into our country then they deserve what they get. Illegal immigrants are criminals, helping them survive the journey is just aiding and abetting CRIMINALS. Don’t they get it? ILLEGAL, they’re breaking the law. It’s against the law to break into somebody else’s country, so why should these people help them survive the crossing? They’re accomplices and traitors and should be deported too.

I also think that if these Canadians do come to our country they should have to learn to speak American. None of this “owoot and abowoot” business. They should have to talk American like everybody else. Did you know that some of them don’t even speak ENGLISH? That’s right. Apparently there are this whole ‘nuther kind of Canadian called French-Canadians. Does anybody else think that it’s kid of fishy that the French opposed our invading Iraq after 9/11 and now all these Canadians think that they can come here and force their cheap prescription drugs on us and win everything at the winter Olympics?

Not that it’s all their fault. I mean, who can blame them. We have the best of everything here in America, we have a Congress and a President and they’re stuck with a “Parliament” and all these “Ministers.” Who are they trying to fool? Like they’re all British and hoity toity or something or like calling a politician a “Minister” makes them more Christian or something. So I think that we should carefully use the Patriot Act to review the phone calls of any Canadian who wants to come into our country LEGALLY and offer them political asylum so that they don’t have to live in such a Communist country.

And plus, some Americans bare some responsibility too. I was at this restaurant once and when I paid my bill and they went to give me change, some of the coins were Canadian. I hear from my relatives in Michigan that this kind of thing happens all the time to them up in the Great Lakes. This says to me that maybe some American companies seem to think that it’s okay to hire these illegal Canadians because then maybe they won’t have to pay them as much as American workers since the Canadian dollar (shouldn’t that be “POUND”) isn’t worth as much as the American dollar. So I think that we need to send the INS or the Department of Homeland Security in there to all the Wal-Marts and restaurants and places that keep hiring these Canadians and charge them penalties for helping the Canadians come into this country.

I’m sure if you search your hearts you’ll know that I’m right and agree. It’s time that we do something about this. Canada has been a cancer growing on the back of North America for too long. We should clear it all off and let the oil companies explore for new sources of energy up there and keep America strong.