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- Why don’t you ever write?
- Ted's Prayer Blog
- Ted's Prayer Blog
- Jasper Johns flags. In honor of the election comin...
- This is for all my friends and former students who...
- Turkey and Gravy Flavour at Jones Soda
- Send Us Your Label Ideas
- Coach Wooden Home Page
- The Official Website of Coach John Wooden
- Happy Halloween from the Boyer Valley Cheerleaders...
- "Randi," digital image, 2002. Maybe I like this on...
- "Hole Punch," Charcoal on newsprint, 2002. I alway...
- Experiment- this digital image was created by usin...
- A gapping wound is beginning to tear
- Mark Russell - Laughter of Politics - Master of Po...
- The Capitol Steps Home Page
- Digital image, 2001. I love creating abstract imag...
- Pacifism & Christianity?
- irrigation
- Portrait of the artist as an angry young man. Char...
- Is the mascot actually part of the cheer squad? My...
- Anatomical study in pencil on newsprint. 2003. Hap...
- Yeah, it's from college, 1989 or 90 probably. The ...
- MMMM, coffee. I have no idea how old this one is, ...
- April. Watercolor 2002Mallory
- Self Portrait in oil-pastel, 2003. Pretty scary, h...
- Now if I could just charicature politicians, maybe...
- An ode to my native Southwest.Mallory
- I don't know, you don't think Playboy or Esquire w...
- What do you call a basement full of my students? A...
- Most of these are examples I use when I teach Cart...
- I wanted to be a cartoonist from fifth grade throu...
- My 3D/Sculpture class started off the year by maki...
- "I see in the near future a crisis approaching th...
- He asked me, "Son of man, can these bones live?" I...
- Here's a little girl in a big chair.Mallory
- Peace- Philippains 4:7It dawned on me that I haven...
- "The language of the Bible should be heard like a ...
- Clockwise are Angie, Sophia, Brittany and Brittany...
- A drawing of Andy Reddick by one of my students, S...
- Junior High Cheerleader Kassie performing a flip o...
- Henry A. Wallace from Iowa, Sec of Agriculture 193...
- "I may not know much, but I know the difference be...
- The United States of the Bush Oligarchy
- The Barreling Bushes
- The Progressive Party Platform, 1948
- Salon.com Why conservatives must not vote for Bush...
- Photoshop imageMallory
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- "One," oil on canvas, 1993. Have you hugged your B...
- Here is an awesome example of the sculpture of Neb...
- "Sunflower," Acrylic on canvas. 2003Posted by Hello
- "Daisy," oil on canvas, 2001Posted by Hello
- "why;the paintings complete," oil on canvas, 1989P...
- How Do You Ask a Man to Be the Last Man to Die in ...
- "Home." digital image, 2002Posted by Hello
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- Here is a portrait that Mexican surrealist Frida K...
- "Portrait of Picasso" mixed media, 1994 "Everyt...
- Bison, silk screen 1992Posted by Hello
- "Waiting," silk screen, 1992Posted by Hello
- intaglio print from 1992Posted by Hello
- Cathartic Cartooning. I don't mean to patronise yo...
- Hi. My name is Ted. And I'm a Coffee-holic. 6/'04P...
- Taking a stab at psychological humor. This is from...
- Here's one I found from the Sower in January of '9...
- Here's one I drew back in 1990 or so for the Conco...
- Visitors to Iowa, please know the difference.Poste...
- "Look at the behemoth, which I made along with you...
- Emotional Worship
- Gator, they're scary, but them's good eatin'Posted...
- "Yet a time is coming and has now come when the tr...
- Changes in lattitudes, changes in attitudes. 2004P...
- "For this reason I remind you to fan into flame th...
- Olando, 2004Posted by Hello
- Pink, July 2004Posted by Hello
- Papyrus; One of several photos from last summer in...
- Kristin. Analogous colors, watercolor, 2003Posted ...
- Tired self portrait sketch in watercolor, 2003Post...
- Michelle, pastel on canvas board. (not oil-pastel,...
- Zen
- If I were Van Gogh. Oil pastel on canvas board, 20...
- Keys, watercolor- year unknownPosted by Hello
- "How bold one gets when one is sure of being loved...
- Here's a football photo by one of my students, Jus...
- In honor of October, here is a whimsical illustrat...
- I have to share this autum scene of Iowa hillsides...
- Here are some autum oak leaves by Georgia O'Keefe....
- "Arizona Sunrise" intaglio print from 1992 or 93Po...
- "Torro" a silkcreen from 1992 or 93, I don't remem...
- “Whenever they’s a fight so hungry people can eat,...
- "Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does...
- "To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable....
- "Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, ...
- Adobe Photoshop is a powerful tool for the artist ...
- Sure, parades are wonderful, but the real show isn...
- Painters are in too much control. They aren't cola...
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I'd love for some syndicate to pick me up one of these days, but then, so do a gazillion other amateur bloggers. So if you happen to be an editor, publisher, syndicate executive or literary agent and you'd like to hire me or publish some of my work- by all means, PLEASE feel free to contact me. While I'm happy at my job, who wouldn't love to make their living by dooing their hobby?
But please feel free to email them, print them and pin, tape, or magnetize them to office cubical and doors or refrigerators.
All material posted here that wasn't created by Ted is stuff that he promises to delete as soon as he gets a chance. He just posted it here because, you know how it is, blogs are kind of like office cubical walls or refigerator doors where you hang stuff up that you thought was funny or interesting and you want other people to see it. No harm was meant and not monitary profit was taken- so please cut Ted some slack and don't sue him. He doesn't have any money anyway.
I'd love for some syndicate to pick me up one of these days, but then, so do a gazillion other amateur bloggers. So if you happen to be an editor, publisher, syndicate executive or literary agent and you'd like to hire me or publish some of my work- by all means, PLEASE feel free to contact me. While I'm happy at my job, who wouldn't love to make their living by dooing their hobby?
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