DEMOCRATS
Sen. Joe Biden of Delaware- Smart, old, racist, plagiarist
Sen. Hillary Clinton of New York- Too presumptuous, too divisive, and too much of a hawk
Sen. Chris Dodd of Connecticut- Good choice, not enough buzz
Former Sen. John Edwards of North Carolina- The working class candidate, ready for a fight
Former Sen. Mike Gravel of Alaska- Hey, there's oil in them there mountains and preserves
Sen. Barack Obama of Illinois- The buzz is good, I only just started his book, 'The Audacity of Hope', but so far I like
Gov. Bill Richardson of New Mexico- First Hispanic? I've liked what I've heard, but I know a life ling Dem who had to work under him when he was head of the Dept of Energy who can't stand him.
www.richardsonforpresident.com
Draft- Sen. Russ Feingold of Wisconsin- Every single time that Congress authorizes another pay raise for itself, Russ Feingold votes against the raise. Isn't that enough?
Sen. Dennis Kucinich of Ohio- Heh heh, that's a good one
Vice President Al Gore of Tennessee- He's eloquent, passionate, relentless, undaunted. The first political figure to oppose the Iraq war, Al Gore is also the lead champion in the fight against global warming, a passionate defender of our Constitution, and an unyielding voice against the Bush Administration's abuse of power. Oh yeah, HE ALREADY WON a Presidential election! If all that weren't enough, he just won an Oscar and he's been nominated for THE Nobel Peace Prize! Hello? PLEEEEASE!!!
REPUBLICANS
Sen. Sam Brownback of Kansas- Please read 'What's the Matter with Kansas?' before taking this religious right-winger seriously. Seriously, PLEASE read it!
John Cox- Who?
Former Gov. Jim Gilmore of Virginia- Huh?
Former Gov. Mike Huckabee of Arkansas- There must be something wrong with me, because I kind of like this guy, he's a man of faith, but unlike most religious rightie tighties, he sees Christianity as not just rules, but helping others- see interview with George Stephanopoulos
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani- Whatevah, Fuggetabouteet.
Rep. Duncan Hunter of California- Who?
Sen. John McCain of Arizona- Two words, Flip-Flop, another word, PANDER
Former Gov. Mitt Romney of Massachusetts- Everything the Conservative Christians want, except that he's not Christian
Rep. Tom Tancredo of Colorado- I said it before and I'll say it again, Who?
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